Just witnessed some guy toss this girl's drink & she punched the mofo out! Mind is blown!!!

Whenever faced w/ some of life's tough questions I can't help but sing Oooooo Weee, What's Up With That?!? What's Up With That?!? to myself.

To my Binghamton friends, Just imagine a southern version of yourself... That's the kind of people I deal with down here...

Thank you Glee for not destroying Meatloaf's Paradise By The Dashboard Light, incredibly impressed

Never thought I'd see the day Laidback Luke & Armand Van Helden to be just bar music people play. Even some DFA is up & playing! Nice picks!

What I love about my job, is that as soon as I clock out I don't have to leave the building to have a couple beers :) No discounts though :(

Wondering where the hell the day went already, then I remember I'm employed... Yup, off to work!

When your uterine lining looks the elevator from The Shining... Stayfree Maxi Pads! - SNL

Pretty awesome to have a job where I get to work w/ some happily dysfunctional co-workers who listen to @UKF podcasts all day! Thankful :)

I'm pretty much convinced Henderson Rd here in Cornelius is haunted. Day or night, there's one part that just freaks me the eff out!

Cheer up, Binghamton! You may be an absolute shithole, but you could be Endicott and cause cancer...

Great day today, off to bed, have some employment to tend to in the morning :)

Today's just been full of all sorts of complete random acts of mindblowing awesomeness!

I don't mind when people say the word "chill", its just the way some people say it makes me feel like I'm talking to a scumass

I simply do not have any tolerance for people that have to ask how much an item costs at a dollar store, NONE!

Well, as good as today was, I should have figured there would be a chance that would end up in pollen rape.

Cranial sunburn... ouch.

Orientation Wednesday and Randy Travis is now following me on Twitter, could my day get any awesomerer?! HappyPants!

Another long walk to Birkdale Village for a 2nd interview, but no complaints here!

Just walked home from Birkdale Village, all within 2hrs time. Not bad considering I had to stop at Harris Teeters to get some groceries